Holiday haiku contest

Krusty Konservative launched a haiku contest today, and I figured, why should Republicans have all the fun?

A haiku consists of “three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.”

I look forward to reading your entries. Here’s my first shot:

Ignoring record

the MasterCard governor

throws stones from glass house.

I’ll update this post later if inspiration strikes.

UPDATE: Wow, things got nasty over in Krusty’s thread. Meanwhile, I thought of another:

For lack of ideas

or a fresh campaign message,

“Nancy Pelosi.”

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desmoinesdem

  • cant bring myself to post on Krusty

    So BH will have to be the only outlet for my holiday haiku:

    egging on downturn

    are economic scrooges,

    the party of no

  • prizewinner

    You’r from Nebraska?

    We NEED that vote on this crap!

    Tell us what you need!!!!

  • Haikuse Me

    GOP don’t rhyme

    While sweatheart deals run amok

    Haikus:  what the fuck?

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