Poop Jokes

So we occasionally get crap in Iowa for electing guys with awkward and suggestive last names (Vilsack, Loebsack), but we really have nothing on New Hampshire.  With their Senate race on the short list of our best pickup opportunities, 1996 candidate Dick Swett is considering throwing his hat in the ring.  I am not making that up.  If only he were a U.S. citizen, Labour MP Ed Balls could make him his running mate for the oval office (or I guess any of these people would work…  at least the living ones).  I think a Balls/Swett ticket would produce the highest youth voter turnout EVER.

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Drew Miller

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